Are you at work? Are you high?

A new report from the feds shows that 8% of all employees use illegal drugs, mostly marijuana. The highest rate of drug use is in the food services industry.

For what it’s worth, one of the lowest rates of drug use is in the legal industry.

I thought pot smokers sat on Pete’s Couch all day and did nothing? I guess they go to work like the rest of society.

The best solution belongs to the Onion. Drugs will now be legal if the user is employed.

Reason provides some great insight. Employers only discourage alcohol use if it affects performance. Employers enforce zero tolerance for other drugs. It you can be a great employee but you smoke weed, should you be fired? If so, we will have to shut down the NBA.


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3 responses to “Are you at work? Are you high?”

  1. <img src="http://www.blogger.c says:

    That is hilarious! The big question is “Are you high when you post?” ;)I can’t be with you on prohibition though. I have no problems with the drug war. No problems with tough sentences. I just didn’t like the sentence my guy got.

  2. <img src="http://www.blogge says:

    employers don’t care about whether you’re high or practically anything else about you as long as you shuffle along like a good drone. they care about whether they’re going to get sued. the fact that this simple fact which would save them alot of worrying is not drilled into the heads of every college student in the country confuses me.

  3. <img src="http://www.blogge says:

    Now-a-days guys who are smoking veed are not worried about Passing a drug test, since detox drinks and capsules which are available in market.

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